I am the vodka unicorn #chinkyeyed #fuckherrightinthepussy #missthis

andysambergg:

i have so much homework

what movie should i watch

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sassykardashian:

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE A LIL CRUSH ON SOMEONE BUT THEN AFTER A FEW DAYS YOU CATCH YOURSELF THINKING ABOUT THEM A LOT AND THAT LIL CRUSH IS NO LONGER A LIL CRUSH IT’S AN ADULT CRUSH AND IT RUINS YOUR LIFE LIKE WTF I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS

(via greetings)

blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

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kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

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mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

(via encourage)

pizzanati:

this is my favorite gif on this site

togepied:

wanting to talk to someone really bad
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but they ignore your message
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and you see them talking to other people
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(Source: dewgongo, via crystallized-teardrops)

koalatea:

10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS 

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